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  • Jim
  • 2008/01/09(水) 02:40:50
Please post your jokes in English here.
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It is very strange, I can only post on this thread.
My UK ISP is banned in all but this one.
Very strange

btw greetings from the UK
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side
(I can't think of any jokes lol)

btw greetings from New Zealand :)
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  • 2013/09/12(木) 13:28:44.25
Is this real Japan?

http://japan-power.net/japanbusiness/
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  • 2013/12/15(日) 02:22:48.77
Go fuck yourself
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  • 2013/12/16(月) 09:52:25.92
erotic phrase suck my dick please
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  • 2013/12/21(土) 01:51:25.60
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  • 2013/12/21(土) 22:25:03.70
       彡⌒ミ    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
      (    )  < always bald bald-headed person be called it…
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      (`・ω・´)彡< Let's say clearly! Bald's you!
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  • Adamchu
  • 2014/01/22(水) 03:30:19.59
Hey there guys. funny stuff here.
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  • 2014/02/04(火) 01:34:16.46
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.
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  • 2014/02/05(水) 06:49:25.08
What's red and becomes smaller and smaller?
A baby with a potato-peeler.

Why did the baker's hands smell bad?
Because he kneaded a shit.
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  • 2014/02/08(土) 06:22:39.26
You know what drives me crazy? Car puns.
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  • 名無しさん
  • 2014/03/12(水) 11:53:45.19
Why doesn't the 2ds fold?

The vita already did.
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  • 名無しさん
  • 2014/03/12(水) 13:00:36.88
neat
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  • 2014/03/12(水) 13:01:37.86
neat
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  • 名無しさん
  • 2014/03/12(水) 13:24:39.44
Mr. anonymous, nobody wants to hear your /b/-level garbage.

By the way, 4chan's /v/ thinks 2ch's video game board is spot-on about why the video game industry is failing.
You think we like over-saturation of military FPS games and moe pig crap? Hell no.
We hate mobile games with a passion, and it makes us sad to see kids playing with smartphones instead of Gameboys.
Most of us just want a return to smaller game budgets from the late 1990s, but Hollywood is investing in radical feminist garbage because they have nothing else.
By the way, I'm enjoying my PS Vita. If only there were some good platformers for the system other than Gravity Rush and Tearaway.
It's a fun little device, and I like putting movies on it. That screen is really pretty.

Your brothers overseas,
4chan /v/
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  • 名無しさん
  • 2014/03/12(水) 17:47:22.67
Your enthusiasm is nauseating. Chances are you'll only accomplish making the people here barf.
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  • 2014/06/28(土) 21:25:08.56
What is the biggest ants in the world?
So, you are not thinking in Japanese.
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  • BOWNT
  • 2014/07/03(木) 23:26:24.22
BOWNT

hahaha
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  • Anon
  • 2014/07/14(月) 12:14:26.55
What is better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ.
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  • 2014/07/24(木) 11:08:45.60
>>139

Don't talk to them. We can't corrupt their pure Nihongo spirit with our
filthy, disgusting gaijin ways. Not until we learn how to fold steel one
thousand times to make a comparable kay-tana, as the prophecies have foretold.
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  • 2014/07/25(金) 04:31:07.87
top lel
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  • 2014/08/03(日) 20:33:54.68
>>144
B..but...how could filthy gaijin like us possibly fold such a key-tonnu?
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  • 2014/08/28(木) 11:07:55.48
>>146

By accepting the chief god of the Shinto religion: Naruto Uzumaki, into our hearts as our Lord and Saviour.
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  • 2014/10/25(土) 15:28:49.70
kuzu_88888888888
GAY BBS
http://akudaikan-0.bbs.fc2.com/
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  • 2014/10/25(土) 15:29:21.52
kuzu_88888888888
GAY BBS
http://akudaikan-0.bbs.fc2.com/
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  • 2015/03/05(木) 00:08:05.89
*knock knock*
Who's there?
Nine Eleven
Nine Eleven who?
You said that you would never forget.
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  • anonymous
  • 2015/03/05(木) 04:01:12.29
what happen when black man with erection runs into wall?
he get killed by police, why you think he was running?

what happen when jew with erection runs into wall?
he breaks nose, and sues owner of wall

what happen when islam with erection runs into wall?
he explodes

what happen when american with erection runs into wall?
his fat makes him bounce back like pachinko ball

what happen when chinese with erection runs into wall?
he climbs wall and prepares to defend from mongolians

what happen when koolaids with erection runs into wall?
oh yes!
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  • 2015/03/05(木) 07:53:42.31
Fucking rice farmer chink pig get out of MY internet.
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  • 2015/03/22(日) 08:22:16.16
You guys are such weeaboos. Get a life, neck beard
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  • 2015/04/23(木) 08:48:42.71
Would you like to hear a pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.
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  • 2015/05/06(水) 12:20:59.10
oh nobody has a bra
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  • 2015/05/08(金) 10:50:46.87
why can't orphans can't play baseball?
-Because they don't know where home is.
why can't orphans play tennis?
-Because they don't know what love is.
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  • 2015/05/09(土) 11:16:47.14
ok i have some really dark ones so ill just dump them here.
1.How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb?
-None, they just beat the room for being black.
2.I lost my virginity to a retarded girl. I wanted my first time to be special
3.I started carrying a knife after attempted mugging a few months ago. Since then, my mugging attempts have been a lot more successful
ill post more if i find more
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  • 2015/05/14(木) 08:00:42.58
Nock Nock
Who's there?
JUST
JUST Who?
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
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  • moot
  • 2015/06/01(月) 08:31:03.80
>>153
>weeaboos
This isn't 2003, Anon
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  • dabeshu
  • 2015/06/03(水) 12:21:28.04
moot what the fuck are you doing here

That's not you.
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  • dabeshu
  • 2015/06/03(水) 12:23:01.72
Oh shoot-it's mewt!

HOWDY DOO AND GEWD DAY TEW YEWW D:
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  • 2015/06/03(水) 12:28:47.01
moot is still confused about 2chan!??????
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  • 2015/06/03(水) 13:11:28.79
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?
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  • Politically Incorrect
  • 2015/06/15(月) 16:55:28.91
I think this just became my new favorite hangout.

Dislexic man walks into a bra...
Sexdilic mal wanks into a rab...
Fuck sorry I can't read this^^

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog?... Neither did she!
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?... Her dog was blind too~
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?... You would to if your name was **loud deaf people noises**
Why did Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand?... She used the other hand to moan.
Why did Helen Keller get Carple Tunnel, she fell down a well and spent days signing for help.
How do you confuse Helen Keller... Move the furniture while she sleeps.
How else can you confuse Helen Keller... Tell her to read a basket ball.
How do you punish Helen Keller... Leave a short plunger sticking up out of the toilet
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  • 2015/10/20(火) 23:38:32.62
http://www.kuropansutojk.eroticvideo.tokyo/omorashi.html
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  • 2016/03/16(水) 01:04:09.58
haha, there are some very fun jokes in this thread

this is so much better than learning for math class
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  • 2016/03/17(木) 06:15:16.30
lol
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  • 2016/03/21(月) 07:07:11.05
I don't know how many of the dirtier words in the English language get taught or learned on your side of the Pacific, but here's one that relies on a pun:


I got a handjob from a blind girl last night.

She never saw me coming!
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  • Яникс
  • 2016/03/27(日) 07:04:25.48
Мой дом - улица
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  • Яникс
  • 2016/03/27(日) 07:05:07.59
Твой парень риани
по мне давно плачет эстрада
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  • Яникс
  • 2016/03/27(日) 07:08:17.03
я утонул в алкоголе
брось мне спасательный круглый
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  • 2017/03/27(月) 10:51:33.35
Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it’s missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.

One day, his girlfriend asks him over for dinner to meet her parents.
He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him.

“No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don’t say a word.”
She tells him, “Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes.
We haven’t done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them.”

Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it.
Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word.
So Steve decides to have a little fun.
He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents.

His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.
A few minutes later he grabs her mom, throws her on the table and does a repeat performance.
Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother is a little happier.

But still there is complete silence at the table. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain.
Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of Vaseline.

Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend’s father backs away from the table and screams, “OKAY, ENOUGH! I’LL DO THE DISHES.”
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  • 2017/04/08(土) 02:58:26.93
I farted. YUH!
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  • 2017/05/04(木) 22:54:30.17
Охуенно же сколько много русских на японском дваче.
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